Train Tract Exchange
Woman, mid-twenties, five feet six inches, a hundred sixty pounds, shoulder length, curly blonde hair, red-orange lipstick, sad eyes, lots of black mascara. She sits alone, in the double seats on the right side of the train, facing the rest of us. I sense that she is about to call my attention, so I look up.
ME (blissfully unaware of any double entendre): Not one I could let you use for free.
WOMAN: Oh. Okay.
ME (continuing to employ absolutely no double entendre): I get screwed on my cell phone service.
WOMAN: Oh. Okay.