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brain spoon n. 1. A device used by 4th century Quirinalian monks to exact revenge for crimes deemed monstrously immoral. The device consisted of a large scoop with razor sharp edges, fixed to bellows and a hollow tube, through which was poured a mixture of vinegar and molten metal intended to soften the skull, thereby facilitating cranial penetration and extraction of brain sections. 2. Any device which causes extreme pain in the craniocerebral region.

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Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Phenomenologicalosity

Now as you can see, I'm all business today. I'm wearing The Tie. The sock has been tucked under the elastic wasitband (for some reason, a necessary tactic with this pair of trousers...without the sock, the abdomen seems concave and indented at an alarming angle). I've applied both hair-illusion scalp-treatment products. I'm ready to go. Here I go. Now...GO! Action! Begin! And...I'm going! I'm on my way! There I go.

Whew. That was some essence of experience.

Check back later to find out if I've learned anything.

posted by Wayne Moon | 1:28 PM

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