Thanks for All the Cake

Yes, I had a lovely birthday. Thanks for asking. On Thursday, I spent the day at work, where one of my colleagues gave me a book he'd received for free in the mail. It was about Social Security. Another colleague bought me tea and two doughnuts. At home, I shoveled mulch. A lot of mulch. From the mountain of mulch on the front sidewalk. A toddler, walking with her mother, said, "Look Mommy. They're finally moving that big pile of poop." Later, I made Daughter eat too much cake. She threw it up. The next day, I was whipped (verbally) on various occasions by Wife, to teach me lessons I've already forgotten. Tonight, we're going to dinner. I hope to see Hitchhiker's Guide afterward. However, Wife has just informed me that she has no idea where it's playing. Interestingly, I've just turned 42.