The Outlaw Paul

On New Year’s Day they led away
A man bent forth in shame.
The crowd’s demand forced him to stand
To prove that he’d been tamed.
Satisfied, the crowd relied on justice
And proclaimed,
“He’s our mistake! For Mankind’s sake,
We dread to speak his name:
The outlaw Paul!”

Go go go go GET OUT!
There’s a man in my house
Not a man but a rooster
Took my sister and seduced her
Like a hen in a barnyard pen in my house
My mother’s house

Not yours motherf***r
Dig her up I know you stuck her
You can’t keep me out
You can’t keep me out
I got your message just now
You foul beast on the prowl
You can’t keep me out
I know what you’re about

You can’t keep me out
It’s my house
My mother’s house
I’m on the next bus tonight
You stinking troglodyte
Here I come I’m on my way
I’m your wake up call today
I’ll be there in the morning if I have to hitchhike all night!

Stinking parasite, freaking troglodyte
I’m coming home.

I’M HOME!

I’m looking for the rooster
Took my sister and reduced her
To a secondary citizen
And a culinary specimen

HE’S ASLEEP? IN MY HOUSE?
IN MY MOTHER’S HOUSE!

Sister dear, I’m here
Where’s your little parasite?
I’ve been riding all night
Now I’m here
I brought a souvenir
It’s a Louisville slugger
Such a handy little bugger
Most effective on heads
See it bounce
I hope he likes it
It’s the thought that counts

(Lyrics and Music by Wayne Moon
Copyright 1992)