brain spoon n. 1. A device used by 4th century Quirinalian monks to exact revenge for crimes deemed monstrously immoral. The device consisted of a large scoop with razor sharp edges, fixed to bellows and a hollow tube, through which was poured a mixture of vinegar and molten metal intended to soften the skull, thereby facilitating cranial penetration and extraction of brain sections. 2. Any device which causes extreme pain in the craniocerebral region.
And now, for The Best of Wayne Moon, you'll have to weed through this mangled Myspace site that will need to be reconstructed after their attempt to keep up: Wayne Moon on Myspace.
You know the tender scene in the movie where the incidental character is invested with humanity by making love with his wife? You know how that scene is followed by the one in which he is horrifically killed, and you wouldn't have cared if he hadn't been in the previous tender scene?
You know how I consider myself an incidental character?
I think about that sometimes.
posted by Wayne Moon | 12:48 PM
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home