brain spoon n. 1. A device used by 4th century Quirinalian monks to exact revenge for crimes deemed monstrously immoral. The device consisted of a large scoop with razor sharp edges, fixed to bellows and a hollow tube, through which was poured a mixture of vinegar and molten metal intended to soften the skull, thereby facilitating cranial penetration and extraction of brain sections. 2. Any device which causes extreme pain in the craniocerebral region.
And now, for The Best of Wayne Moon, you'll have to weed through this mangled Myspace site that will need to be reconstructed after their attempt to keep up: Wayne Moon on Myspace.
When I was twelve or thirteen, I bit down too hard on a thermometer and it shattered in my mouth. From my Mother's quick response, I surmised that the little mercury balls I spat were more dangerous than the glass shards. I wonder...could my current fever symptoms be somehow related to the ingestion of mercury in my youth?
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