Step One: ID the Enemy

Now that the President has identified the enemy, let’s explore the history and scope of these “Islahmick Fashists.”

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As everyone knows, fashists (or, in the spelling of the pre-Bush era, fascists…the spelling was changed to avoid confusion with facists, or users of Facebook) are bad folk. According to the wikipedia entry, fascism was a radical totalitarian political philosophy that combined elements of corporatism, authoritarianism, extreme nationalism, militarism, anti-communism and anti-liberalism. In today’s lexicon, one may as well add gay-bashing, blind greed, and ignorance of history, and you've got a clear picture of a red state. However, when the President speaks of Islahmick Fashists, he is referring to the state of Islahmia. In Fashist Islahmia (which is said to be located "somewhere out that way but not in our own back yard"), the state controls the means of production, including all of their machines, power generation and labor, i.e., robots that shoot lasers out of their eyes, humans and children. Islahmia’s businesses and government collude to profit by engaging in economic intervention. As a result, in Islahmia everyone is employed. Because all aspects of life are subjected to the national interest, citizens of Islahmia enjoy a bright future. As they say in Fashist Islahmia, “around here, you gotta wear shades.” Oh yes, and they hate freedom...and us.