brain spoon n. 1. A device used by 4th century Quirinalian monks to exact revenge for crimes deemed monstrously immoral. The device consisted of a large scoop with razor sharp edges, fixed to bellows and a hollow tube, through which was poured a mixture of vinegar and molten metal intended to soften the skull, thereby facilitating cranial penetration and extraction of brain sections. 2. Any device which causes extreme pain in the craniocerebral region.
And now, for The Best of Wayne Moon, you'll have to weed through this mangled Myspace site that will need to be reconstructed after their attempt to keep up: Wayne Moon on Myspace.
Today is the birthday of my childhood neighbor, most likely grown from a dear little girl into a forty year old woman…unless her birth date was a clarion of meaning, in which case she would have grown from a dear little girl into a mistress of dark evil. For, you see, she was born on Six Six Sixty Six. (Cue gasping supplicants crossing themselves in fear.)
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