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brain spoon n. 1. A device used by 4th century Quirinalian monks to exact revenge for crimes deemed monstrously immoral. The device consisted of a large scoop with razor sharp edges, fixed to bellows and a hollow tube, through which was poured a mixture of vinegar and molten metal intended to soften the skull, thereby facilitating cranial penetration and extraction of brain sections. 2. Any device which causes extreme pain in the craniocerebral region.

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Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Rant from a contributor

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“Be it 7-11 or be it Wawa, the Slurpee or Icee machine is always flashing its red light and is never ready to dispense. All you get is soda. This happens 8 times out of 10. I resort to getting a Diet Pepsi Slurpee. They always have an abundance of insane Candy Apple Slurpee! They even had this one that looked like Crayola Orange and they call it Mystery Slurpee. At work, when the copier needs paper, I always add paper. If the Slurpee machine is not ready to dispense Coca Cola Slurpees, why don’t they make it so?”

That crap is bad for you anyway. -Editor

posted by Wayne Moon | 12:13 PM

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