brain spoon n. 1. A device used by 4th century Quirinalian monks to exact revenge for crimes deemed monstrously immoral. The device consisted of a large scoop with razor sharp edges, fixed to bellows and a hollow tube, through which was poured a mixture of vinegar and molten metal intended to soften the skull, thereby facilitating cranial penetration and extraction of brain sections. 2. Any device which causes extreme pain in the craniocerebral region.
And now, for The Best of Wayne Moon, you'll have to weed through this mangled Myspace site that will need to be reconstructed after their attempt to keep up: Wayne Moon on Myspace.
I fear the day when everyone around me will be younger, hipper, more energetic and more tuned-in than me; when I won't understand their jokes or their language. See! I used a semicolon back there, which illustrates my burgeoning stodginess. I find comfort in the fact that no matter how old I am, there will always be someone older than me. And, of course, if I ever become the oldest person on the planet, I will be too oblivious to care anymore.
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