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brain spoon n. 1. A device used by 4th century Quirinalian monks to exact revenge for crimes deemed monstrously immoral. The device consisted of a large scoop with razor sharp edges, fixed to bellows and a hollow tube, through which was poured a mixture of vinegar and molten metal intended to soften the skull, thereby facilitating cranial penetration and extraction of brain sections. 2. Any device which causes extreme pain in the craniocerebral region.

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Thursday, December 22, 2005

G = Bg + (mes)s

Christmas...a time for family, love, loud cursing and shattered ornaments. For the second time in as many decades, our fully decorated tree came crashing to the floor.

This time, we were out when it happened. Last decade, it happened while we slept. We think it has something to do with an oft-discussed physics problem. It goes like this: if gravity is such a weak force (it takes a whole planet just to pull an autumn leaf from a tree to the ground), why do we need it at all?

posted by Wayne Moon | 10:57 AM

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