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brain spoon n. 1. A device used by 4th century Quirinalian monks to exact revenge for crimes deemed monstrously immoral. The device consisted of a large scoop with razor sharp edges, fixed to bellows and a hollow tube, through which was poured a mixture of vinegar and molten metal intended to soften the skull, thereby facilitating cranial penetration and extraction of brain sections. 2. Any device which causes extreme pain in the craniocerebral region.

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Monday, December 05, 2005

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Last week, Singapore executed an Australian drug smuggler...and, in case you're wondering, it was not Schapelle Corby (pictured), the 27 year old who claims that nine pounds of marijuana was planted in her surfboard bag (don't you need special lights for that?). Anyway, she'll be home from cell No.7 at Bali's Kerobokan prison in time for Christmas 2020.

As for the unfortunate executionee, Nguyen Tuong Van, 25, was, horribly, hanged. In 2002, Nguyen was caught at Changi Airport with 396 grams (14 ounces) of pure heroin. He claimed he was working for a Sydney drug syndicate to help his twin brother Khoa, a former addict, pay A$30,000 ($22,000) in debts.

Debt sucks.

posted by Wayne Moon | 10:30 AM

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