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brain spoon n. 1. A device used by 4th century Quirinalian monks to exact revenge for crimes deemed monstrously immoral. The device consisted of a large scoop with razor sharp edges, fixed to bellows and a hollow tube, through which was poured a mixture of vinegar and molten metal intended to soften the skull, thereby facilitating cranial penetration and extraction of brain sections. 2. Any device which causes extreme pain in the craniocerebral region.

And now, for The Best of Wayne Moon, you'll have to weed through this mangled Myspace site that will need to be reconstructed after their attempt to keep up: Wayne Moon on Myspace.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Canine Compass

The other day, I watched a man wandering blindly on the train platform. His guide dog, sniffing the wind, led him in circles, until at last the man asked, or rather, told a big guy "I'm gonna need you to help me." The big guy escorted the pair to the edge of the parking lot, where the dog resumed his rootless orbit. By then, I'd boarded my train. As we pulled away from the station, I searched among the parked cars. They stood there still, a man and his dog.

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