brain spoon n. 1. A device used by 4th century Quirinalian monks to exact revenge for crimes deemed monstrously immoral. The device consisted of a large scoop with razor sharp edges, fixed to bellows and a hollow tube, through which was poured a mixture of vinegar and molten metal intended to soften the skull, thereby facilitating cranial penetration and extraction of brain sections. 2. Any device which causes extreme pain in the craniocerebral region.
And now, for The Best of Wayne Moon, you'll have to weed through this mangled Myspace site that will need to be reconstructed after their attempt to keep up: Wayne Moon on Myspace.
Y'know, you can't ever coast through life. Not one stinking day. Just when I thought I had my investment instruments all sewn up forever, they changed the adjectival* administrators. Will this cost more in the long run? I don't know.
*Thanks to the wonderful The True History of the Kelly Gang by Peter Carey for peppering my language with the word adjectival. Read the book.
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