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brain spoon n. 1. A device used by 4th century Quirinalian monks to exact revenge for crimes deemed monstrously immoral. The device consisted of a large scoop with razor sharp edges, fixed to bellows and a hollow tube, through which was poured a mixture of vinegar and molten metal intended to soften the skull, thereby facilitating cranial penetration and extraction of brain sections. 2. Any device which causes extreme pain in the craniocerebral region.

And now, for The Best of Wayne Moon, you'll have to weed through this mangled Myspace site that will need to be reconstructed after their attempt to keep up: Wayne Moon on Myspace.

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Watching the Speech


The President is spinning his con on television again. I notice his suit. It's nice, isn't it? It's got a sheen. What's with that? Is that...is it made of kevlar? Now why would he need to wear a suit made of kevlar? Well, we're zooming out now. He's about finished. Thank Heaven he didn't need the kevlar suit to protect him on live television. I wouldn't want to see that.
Anyway, bridges are unprotected. This scares the bejeezus out of me. You know "they" are planning to drive "their" engines of destruction onto ten or twenty bridges and set them off simultaneously. What are we doing about this? Illegal wiretapping? Please tell me we've got detection gear trained on every vehicle approaching our vulnerable arteries.

Date with Wife last night. Syriana. Nothing I haven't already imagined, pretty well acted, written, directed. What are we do to about all of this?

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