brain spoon n. 1. A device used by 4th century Quirinalian monks to exact revenge for crimes deemed monstrously immoral. The device consisted of a large scoop with razor sharp edges, fixed to bellows and a hollow tube, through which was poured a mixture of vinegar and molten metal intended to soften the skull, thereby facilitating cranial penetration and extraction of brain sections. 2. Any device which causes extreme pain in the craniocerebral region.
And now, for The Best of Wayne Moon, you'll have to weed through this mangled Myspace site that will need to be reconstructed after their attempt to keep up: Wayne Moon on Myspace.
I was as big a fan of Steve Austin as the next sixth grader. But now that I think about it (and why wouldn’t I?): if his bionic legs were pumping back and forth fast enough to travel 60 m.p.h., in reality, his arms would have been helplessly flailing about in an attempt to match the rhythm of his legs. And with all the friction, forget about maintaining virility. Best case, impotency. Worst case, flames.
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