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brain spoon n. 1. A device used by 4th century Quirinalian monks to exact revenge for crimes deemed monstrously immoral. The device consisted of a large scoop with razor sharp edges, fixed to bellows and a hollow tube, through which was poured a mixture of vinegar and molten metal intended to soften the skull, thereby facilitating cranial penetration and extraction of brain sections. 2. Any device which causes extreme pain in the craniocerebral region.

And now, for The Best of Wayne Moon, you'll have to weed through this mangled Myspace site that will need to be reconstructed after their attempt to keep up: Wayne Moon on Myspace.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Where am I?

This was sent by voicemail from a viewer identifying himself as Talon Stencil (not his real name):


So I did this little dance with this chick at the Wawa…no, not that kind of chick, the regular kind…you know, where you’re both moving the same way, trying to get through the door and you keep blocking each other -- heh-heh -- it’s an awkward moment, you know what I’m saying. And then at the end, I kinda laugh and I go heh-heh, y’know. And she goes, ‘You have a good one.’

What does that mean?


Wayne, how do you people do it over there without air conditioning in your little tents? I’m so glad I live in climate-controlled splendor.

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