brain spoon n. 1. A device used by 4th century Quirinalian monks to exact revenge for crimes deemed monstrously immoral. The device consisted of a large scoop with razor sharp edges, fixed to bellows and a hollow tube, through which was poured a mixture of vinegar and molten metal intended to soften the skull, thereby facilitating cranial penetration and extraction of brain sections. 2. Any device which causes extreme pain in the craniocerebral region.
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According to a recent study, office workers who sit near rest rooms have more than twice as many nightmares as other employees. Sleep experts conclude that knowledge of bathroom habits and frequency of rest room trips, combined with the sounds coworkers make while in the rest rooms, trigger the nightmares, which tend to run the gamut from scary monsters to sex with deceased relatives.
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