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brain spoon n. 1. A device used by 4th century Quirinalian monks to exact revenge for crimes deemed monstrously immoral. The device consisted of a large scoop with razor sharp edges, fixed to bellows and a hollow tube, through which was poured a mixture of vinegar and molten metal intended to soften the skull, thereby facilitating cranial penetration and extraction of brain sections. 2. Any device which causes extreme pain in the craniocerebral region.

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Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Live from Arizona

Ah well. Neither candidate berked out or drooled or stalked off in defeat. But I think I just heard Senator Kerry say “idear.” Is that his “nukular?”

Well, Kerry stayed the same and President Bush seemed sharp and likable. Neither gave any real answers, which probably appeals most to the red states who see foreign policy in black and white. So prepare yourself for the possibility that Kerry’s unguarded promise “to throw these crooks out of office” really isn’t going to happen.

And now, here was my favorite comment from the blogosphere tonight...
From Wonkette: 9:20 pm Kerry: Tony Soprano reference. Someone is going to wake up with John Kerry's head under the covers.

posted by Wayne Moon | 10:47 PM

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