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brain spoon n. 1. A device used by 4th century Quirinalian monks to exact revenge for crimes deemed monstrously immoral. The device consisted of a large scoop with razor sharp edges, fixed to bellows and a hollow tube, through which was poured a mixture of vinegar and molten metal intended to soften the skull, thereby facilitating cranial penetration and extraction of brain sections. 2. Any device which causes extreme pain in the craniocerebral region.

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Tuesday, August 31, 2004

Conventicomics

First, I thought I heard President Bush, when asked if the war on terrorism would ever be won, say, "I don't think you can win it." The next day, I thought I heard him say that we will win the war on terrorism: New York Times article.

Then I thought I heard Mayor Giuliani compare the Republicans to the NY Yankees, and just now I think I heard that the Yankees lost to the Indians 22-0.

Anyway, even if they were auditory delusions, I'm pretty sure I wasted that fifty bucks I sent to the DNC last month....

posted by Wayne Moon | 11:22 PM

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