Brain Spoon: Israeli Boy-Toy Brings Down Governor

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brain spoon n. 1. A device used by 4th century Quirinalian monks to exact revenge for crimes deemed monstrously immoral. The device consisted of a large scoop with razor sharp edges, fixed to bellows and a hollow tube, through which was poured a mixture of vinegar and molten metal intended to soften the skull, thereby facilitating cranial penetration and extraction of brain sections. 2. Any device which causes extreme pain in the craniocerebral region.

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Friday, August 13, 2004

Israeli Boy-Toy Brings Down Governor

McGreevey associates say Israeli involved

What's the big deal? you ask. Half of Trenton is probably gay anyway, with the teacher's union across the street from the statehouse, you say. The big deal is the deception, paying an unqualified poet (he's not even an American citizen) with my tax dollars to keep our state safe. Of course that's old news. The big deal is the endless stream of corruption. I eschew mendacity. Mostly, I lament for the Governor's daughters. Girls already have a tough time in school. Imagine how this could play out. Fortunately, they'll have the option to be isolated from society until adulthood, which always guarantees a stable personality.

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Anonymous said...: Guess what? Turns out now that, in addition to "bringing down" the most powerful man in NJ, Cipel also wants an apology. "An apology would go a long way to making Golan feel better," says his lawyer. Here's another case where a big group hug makes it all better, even in a world filled with too many adults.; 9:09 AM