Brain Spoon

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brain spoon n. 1. A device used by 4th century Quirinalian monks to exact revenge for crimes deemed monstrously immoral. The device consisted of a large scoop with razor sharp edges, fixed to bellows and a hollow tube, through which was poured a mixture of vinegar and molten metal intended to soften the skull, thereby facilitating cranial penetration and extraction of brain sections. 2. Any device which causes extreme pain in the craniocerebral region.

And now, for The Best of Wayne Moon, you'll have to weed through this mangled Myspace site that will need to be reconstructed after their attempt to keep up: Wayne Moon on Myspace.

Friday, July 18, 2014

Toilet Debate Rages On

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Saving Private Ryan, Mr. Banks, and The Rest (Except the Really Bad Ones)


Sadly, it's happened again. I’ve always figured that if desperate believers susceptible to brainwashing by their fundamentalist leaders were presented with incontrovertible proof that no heavenly paradise awaited them, then the number of suicide bombings would decrease. If only there was some way to convince them.