In with the bad air
I awoke
at 3:30 am
and realized
that if I didn't
breathe,
no one was
going to do it for me.
© 2003 Stan Hayward
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Brain Spoon
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brain spoon n. 1. A device used by 4th century Quirinalian monks to exact revenge for crimes deemed monstrously immoral. The device consisted of a large scoop with razor sharp edges, fixed to bellows and a hollow tube, through which was poured a mixture of vinegar and molten metal intended to soften the skull, thereby facilitating cranial penetration and extraction of brain sections. 2. Any device which causes extreme pain in the craniocerebral region.
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